May 2013
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
87daysbefore:
AND EVERYONE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER
EXCEPT STEFAN MWAHAHAHAHAHA
You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.
– (via wethinkwedream)
Passes and passports ✈: How To Ruin Your Life →
timefor-tea:
Stay in one place your whole life. Always order vanilla even though the menu is four pages long. Become the type of person who sends back lattes. Save up your money for a plasma TV instead of a plane ticket. Talk a lot about things you know nothing about. Have an affair with…
vocaroo:
in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
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felonymelanie:
First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4!
yes. yes! yes! yesssss!
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my dad and I are having a competition on who can blast their music louder